Barnacules
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« on: January 29, 2010, 08:16:40 AM » |
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Got a ticket today for not yeilding to a pedestrian in a Cross Walk even though I stopped and waved the pedestrian accross. Cops are completely worthless, I'm going to contest it in court. Has anyone else been the target of end of month quota filler cops?
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Fixer
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 09:37:16 AM » |
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Did you respect his authoritar?
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RoadBlock
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2010, 08:36:11 AM » |
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Was he wearing aviators?  |
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Dirty Cupcake
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2010, 09:58:54 AM » |
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Had to be wearing aviators. Other wise he wouldn't have been an ass hole.
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Reporter: "What do you feel, if anything, when you soot an Al Quaeda Freedom fighter?"
Marine: *shrugs* "Recoil."
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Jimmons
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2010, 01:23:43 PM » |
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I don't know, the only cop shenanigans I've seen recently was a motorcycle cop pulling people over for parking in the intersection. I'm not kidding, guy pulled over 3 cars at ther same time this morning. But then 2 of them ran a red, and all 3 completely blocked traffic in the intersection. Crazy microsoft people, can't trust 'em  |
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A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.
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Sandstorm
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 02:42:10 PM » |
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Its the STI, what do you expect? |
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RoadBlock
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2010, 03:59:18 PM » |
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Cop comes up to you wear Aviators...man, you're F'ed Bro-Montana! Like Officer Barbraidy from Southpark. Comes strollin' up to the window. "What seems to be the problem here Mister?"
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Dirty Cupcake
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2010, 12:19:25 PM » |
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Only awesome cop that I know of that wears aviators is Rammathorn on Super Troopers. He isn't a real cop though.
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Reporter: "What do you feel, if anything, when you soot an Al Quaeda Freedom fighter?"
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Fixer
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2010, 12:46:34 PM » |
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YOU BOYS LIKE M E X I CO?  ?? |
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Dirty Cupcake
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2010, 04:17:49 AM » |
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Why don't you just get a large Farva?
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Reporter: "What do you feel, if anything, when you soot an Al Quaeda Freedom fighter?"
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Fozzy
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2010, 04:20:21 AM » |
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no i dont want a large farva.... i want a god damned liter of cola
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Officer: 'Why did you shoot that terrorist 27 times?' SAS Trooper's reply: 'I ran out of bullets, sir'
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RoadBlock
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2010, 01:11:35 AM » |
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Give me a pie.....Apple
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Fixer
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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2010, 09:03:03 AM » |
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Hopefully this thread has been helpful for you, I suggest you print this out and bring it to court as your defense!
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